Wednesday, March 10, 2010

GERAKAN ANTI LIWAT AKA GELI LAWAN VIDEO LIWAT ANWAR IBRAHIM!!








pengedaran Video aljubur dalam penjara telah membuat aljubur dalam kepanasan...!! hehe kalau selama ini..bila video itu cuma berputar dalam youtube dan juga diedar secara rahsia semasa awal2 zaman reformasi dulu tidak lah menjadi kudis sangat kepada aljubur...!!

heh tetapi bila sebuah kumpulan yang mengelarkan diri mereka Gerakan Antiliwat aka GELI membuat laporan polis tentang kesahihan video itu..hehehe aljubur mula gelabah..... dan reaksi pertama keluar dari mulut aljubur adalah...itu semua palsu!!! dusta!!!! konspirasi!!!! hahahaha!!!

hehe,...kata aljubur.."Semasa saya di mahkamah (1998) saya boleh jalan, saya boleh bangun. Di mahkamah saya tidak pernah pakai kerusi roda.

"Saya pakai kerusi roda bila jalannya jauh. Doktor melarang saya berjalan lebih daripada sepuluh tapak. Saya boleh berdiri, saya boleh berjalan. Maksimum sepuluh tapak. "

hehe..yeah...itu dia alasan yg kuar dari mulut pemidato terhebat!!!! hehe..aku kira video2 itu boleh menjelaskan segala nya...aljubur boleh bagi 1001 alasan..tetapi video itu boleh gambarkan segalan nya...!!!

hehe dan yg lebih seronok aku dengar bila aljubur nak kukuhkan lagi alasan nya dengan berkata.."Jadi orang Umno nak buat fitnah, siapa suruh. Ada pembedahan dilakukan, cukuplah," hahahaha!!!

hehe...apapun aku amat sokong laporan polis yg dibuat oleh GELI itu..hehe kita boleh tahu lah nanti..betulkah sialjubur tu benar2 sakit hingga kan nak pergi ke pusaran bonda dia pun terpaksa kena angkat naik turun kenderaan!!!

hehe..agak2 kalau kita tenguk kat video tu...nampak cam aljubur tak berapa boleh nak berjalan ke??? hehe..macam2 cerita yg kita dengar masa si aljubur tu dalam penjara..dah sudah tentu penyiasatan polis nanti akan dedahkan apa keadaan yg sebenar!!!

..CUKAI BUGGY GOLF DIHAPUSKAN...DAH PENING KE NAJIB NI??

hehe..aku sebenarnya acap juga naik pelik dengan tindakan dan beberapa keputusan najib..hehe yang kadang tu langsung tak masuk akal...!!! hehe mungkin juga kongsep 1Malaysia ini mmg suka benda2 yg pelik2 dan tak masuk akal???

hehe..pengumuman terbaru Najib dihadapan peminat2 golf telah diberi tepukan gemuruh oleh mereka2 yg suka main golf!!! hehe kata najib..cukai kepada kereta buggy akan dipotong 100%....hehe...kalau tak salah aku..harga sebuah buggy itu dalam lingkungan RM20,000 ribu dan cukai nya pula dalam lingkungan 15%-30%....!!!!

hehe...kekadang aku pelik juga...apa tujuan buggy golf itu diturunkan?? Apakah najib fikir dengan turunkan buggy golf maka akan lebih pandailah org pandai main golf?? atau mungkin juga akan makin ramailah org luar yang datang main golf kat malaysia??? hahaha kalau begitu lah yg najib fikirkan..maka alamat akan terlingkuplah 1Malaysia ni!!!!

hehe...GST akan dikenakan 4%....peruntukan utk sekolah akan dipotong ..malah ada sekolah2 yg minta cik gu menyumbang utk bayar bil api dan air...!!!

hehe....nampaknya....dalam keadaan terdesak macam ni...pemain golf lebih untung..sedang ..golongan naif yg berpeluh mencari rezeki ..makin terhimpit dengan keputusan2 yg makin pelik!!!!

hehe cuma satu akn nak pesan kat Najib...tolong jangan buat keputusan yg menaykitkan hati golongan miskin....dan hapuskan cukai buggy golf itu telah membuat ramai hati org susah terguris.....!!!!

Monday, February 22, 2010

HAI TOK PA..LANCAR FB PUN ADA MAKAN-MAKAN SAMA DOA SELAMAT JUGA KE???





hehe..ambo raso nak ketawa pun ada..dan rasa takjub pun ada....ini lah pertama kali ambo tenguk ada orang buat pelancaran FB...siap dengan makan2..siap dengan doa selamat!!

Sebagai ore kelate, ambo sebenarnya tumpang bangga dengan tok pa yang sudi untuk sama2 masuk ke alam FB...yelaaa..mungkin dgn ini akan lebih dekat kan tokpa dgn rakyat...tapi kalau takat nak lancar FB rasa nya tak perlu buat acara macam tu...membazir saja.... baik duit hok habis kat situ didermakan kepada org2 miskin yang ramai kat kelantan nun!!!


Ambo harap lepas ni, jangan lah hangat2 taik ayam saja FB tu Tok Pa oi... jange jadi macam sesetengah pemimpin..buat FB tapi ore lain hok dok handleeee...tak jadi gawa kalau macam tu..!!!


apa pun...apa harap Tok Pa akan katif dlm FB...berikan info2 untuk kita rakyat kelate tahu apa yg terjadi sebenarnya di kelate tu...!!!!


Selain FB.. ambo harap lepas ni Tok Pa tulis lah blog pulok....baru nak boleh jadi pemimpin alaf baru!!!


hehe ..sebagai penutup ambo nok kecek ore putih sikit pada Tok Pa...!!!

hehe Tok Pa..welcome to the club...!!!!

hehe...ISU JAKUN-KALAU POKNIK KERJA KAT JPM SAH2 KENA PECAT!

poknik memuji LGE setaraf kahliafh islam tetapi menghina kaum jakun..!!!


hehehe...masyaraat Jakun telah membuat laporan polis terhadap poknik Aziz kerana didakwa menghina masyarakat Jakun bila poknik menyamakan pemimpin pembangkang yg lompat parti sebagai 'Jakun'!!!!

hehe...“Ini perangai orang kita, masih jakun, masih baru dengan politik,” kata poknik masa membidas beberapa pemimpin PR yg lompat keluar dari pakatan reput itu!!!

hehe...membidas kenyataan poknik itu..Wakil Orang Asli suku Jakun Rompin, Othman Gudei, mendakwa masyarakatnya amat sedih dan terguris hati dengan kenyataan poknik itu...!!!

“Kam amat tersinggung dengan kenyataan Menteri Besar Kelantan itu. Beliau tidak seharusnya menyamakan tindakan pemimpin politik yang keluar parti seperti jakun!!!!!!".

“Jangan kaitkan soal politik dengan kaum. Ia benar-benar mengguris hati Orang Asli suku Jakun.

“Oleh demikian, kami amat berharap Nik Aziz memohon maaf secara terbuka atas kenyataan beliau itu,” hehe nah kau poknik....org Jakun pun dah berani cabar kau!!!

hehe..nasib baik ..poknik tidak kerja kat JPM...kalau tak...dah sah2 nasib dia akan sama dengan nasib nasir safar!!!!!


hehe...cuma satu aku nak pesan kat poknik...sebagai MB...sebagai yg rasa diri tu ulama.....yg rasa dari keturunan termulia....jaga lah tutur kata tu....mungkin bagi org pas yg dah boleh terima fatwa poknik yg menghalalkan carut akan anggap kata2 maki poknik itu sebagai biasa...tetapi bagi org lain yg ta terima fatwa carut poknik itu tentu akan tersinggung bila mereka dihina!!!

hehe tapi yg rasa diri nya ulama macam poknik...masakan pernah rasa bersalah!!!!!

hehehe hidup rasa!!!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

It's Roo Easy For United.


ALEX FERGUSON admitted he will enjoy his 68th birthday today after Wayne Rooney inspired a five-goal knees-up.

Manchester United moved within two points and two goals of Chelsea and boss Fergie said: "I'll enjoy my birthday, don't worry about that.

"It was an excellent performance and I'm very, very pleased.

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"I think the first 45 minutes were the best we have seen this season, the fluid movement and tempo of the game were terrific."

Rooney opened the scoring with his 15th goal of the season - his seventh in as many games - as United hammered neighbours Wigan 5-0 for the second time this season.

And the England strike star, 24, vowed to beat his Old Trafford best of 23.

Ferguson added: "Rooney was excellent again tonight, the energy he shows in his game and the desire to win. But on this particular night the whole team played well.

"You never know, goal difference could be important come the end of the season."

Rooney said: "We went into the game knowing we were seven goals behind Chelsea and we wanted to close the gap.

"Could I beat 23? I hope so. If I don't get nine goals between now and the end of the season, something is seriously wrong."

Roberto Martinez, whose Latics were beaten 9-1 at Spurs last month, must have feared a repeat.

He said: "We made it too easy. We never played like a team and were too naive."

United, meanwhile, must battle it out with Milan and Juventus if they want to sign Serb midfield star Gojko Kacar, 22, from Hertha Berlin.



United No Longer War Machine.




FABIO CAPELLO has warned Alex Ferguson that Manchester United are no longer a "war machine".

And the England boss has virtually guaranteed United old boy David Beckham a World Cup spot.

Beckham, 34, rejoined AC Milan yesterday for a second loan spell from LA Galaxy and faces United in the first knockout stage of this season's Champions League.

The former England captain was met by a driver from AC Milan in an official car but opted to get behind the wheel himself as he smiled and waved to photographers and waiting fans.

And he received a lift from England boss Capello who backed him to shine in Milan before heading to South Africa with England for next summer's World Cup finals.

Capello said: "David will do well at Milan again - he is a player with his head screwed on as far as football is concerned and he'll help them succeed.

"I've no doubt about that and I'll take him to the World Cup at the end of the season so long as he is fit and playing regularly.

"I don't look at the birthdate on a player's passport, age is not the primary concern. I always judge on quality and David has tons.

"He is serious about his game, he's a top-class professional and cares a great deal about this World Cup."

Capello had more bad news for Ferguson by suggesting that United could be pipped to a fourth straight Premier League title come May.

The Italian reckons they are losing power at the wrong time, saying: "Manchester United were a war machine but they have started to slow down a bit compared to previously.

"At this moment I'd rate all the top four - Chelsea, United, Arsenal and Aston Villa - as each having a 25 per cent chance of winning the title, it's that close.

"I also think Manchester City and Liverpool will improve in the second half of the season but the top four share equal chances of winning. It will be a very beautiful title race."

Capello, who led Milan to Champions League glory in 1994, expects an English team to make the final again this season but believes they could well face Italian opposition.

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He added: "The English clubs and Italian clubs are at the same level right now.

"But after the African Cup of Nations and other fixtures in the next four or five weeks, who goes forward will depend on the shape each side is in when the knockout ties arrive in February.

"I'm sure an English club will play in the Champions League final but against whom let's just wait and see."

The man who has led three different clubs to the Serie A title is also loving the fact Italian football is in vogue in the Premier League again with new Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini joining West Ham's Gianfranco Zola and Carlo Ancelotti at Chelsea.

But he is not surprised, saying: "We export good products.

"Italian coaches don't just come for the salaries, we bring ideas, talent and experience.

"But in England you live well, there is a special atmosphere, full stadia, safety for players and fans and there is less stupidity than in Italy."



Becks: I Felt Like Crying At Draw.


DAVID BECKHAM insists he will not celebrate if he scores against Manchester United in the Champions League - although he may burst into tears!

AC Milan's new loan star admits he almost wept with joy when he heard his temporary club would be facing his old one in the next round of Europe's elite competition.

Beckham supported United as a kid and played 394 games for them - scoring 85 goals - before leaving Old Trafford for Real Madrid in 2003.

This will be the first time he has played against Alex Ferguson's troops and he said: "If I score I will not celebrate.

"I would love to score but I definitely wouldn't celebrate.

"I know that sometimes when it's a big occasion you don't think, so you can never tell what will happen.

"But I am telling you I wouldn't want to celebrate."

The Sun was the only British newspaper present as Beckham was reintroduced to a select gathering of the local and national media here in Milan yesterday.

The England midfielder, 34, has rejoined AC on a six-month loan from LA Galaxy in a bid to seal his place in Fabio Capello's squad for next summer's World Cup finals in South Africa.

And what promises to be a momentous year for old Goldenballs features a dream Champions League double-header against his beloved Red Devils.

Becks will welcome his former club to the San Siro on Tuesday, February 16, for the first leg of their last-16 showdown.

He will then make what is bound to be an emotional return to the place where it all began for him when the return leg takes place at Old Trafford on Wednesday, March 10.

Despite growing up in east London, Beckham was a United fan as a lad - and still is today.

After beginning his career with the club, he helped them to six Premier League titles, two FA Cups and, of course, that memorable Champions League crown in 1999.

Now he will bid to end their hopes of trying to win this year's competition.

But he admitted: "When I first heard about the tie I almost cried.

"I was asleep in bed in LA when I got a message at 3am telling me we had drawn United.

"I can't tell you what my reply was! But the draw was a great surprise.

"I'm quite an emotional person and as soon as I heard I would be going back to Manchester United as an AC Milan player I became very emotional because it is such a special place for me.

"I've got a great rapport with the fans, the staff there and the manager.

"It was the club I always wanted to play for and it is my dream club.

MILAN MAN ... David Beckham
MILAN MAN ... David Beckham

"I still miss being a United player. I haven't been back to Old Trafford since I left nearly seven years ago and I miss it every day.

"This will be the first time - and to go back with AC Milan makes it even more special.

"It will be a very special occasion for me. But the biggest thing is that I am going back with AC Milan.

"It will be a special night, but it's business. It's difficult for me to think about knocking out United.

"But I won't like it if we lose, so I'm going to have to be professional."

And Beckham scoffed at claims his old team will be there for the taking after selling superstar Portuguese winger Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid for a world-record £80million last summer.

Becks said: "When you lose someone like Cristiano, you lose a lot - not only on the pitch but in the dressing room as well.

"But I wouldn't say they are weaker because they've still got great players in their squad.

"It's the same when any great player leaves a club like Manchester United, AC Milan or Real Madrid - the club moves on."


So Becks cannot wait to face his old pals.

And the Old Trafford regulars may even see their former hero playing in an unfamiliar role.

Reports in the Italian media claim Milan boss Leonardo has been trying out the Three Lions midfielder as a right-back.

Becks, always the diplomat, would only say: "I've played lots of positions in training, even goalkeeper.

"I realise I have spent almost my entire career in midfield, but there are a number of positions I could play in.

"I am sure Leonardo will know the best position in which to play me."